Welcome little birds to a nest of a most ardent and soliticious admirer of Gabriel Garcia Marquez' work. Perhaps you to have chanced upon 'Love In The Time Of Cholera', or spent 'A Hundred Years of Solitude' in Macondo as have I. If your wings need to rest before you fly over the banana plantations then stop here, sing with me the joyful chirping songs of praise for Garcia Marquez while the Colonel eternally awaits his mail because 'No One Writes To The Colonel Anymore'.